The Hyphenated Marriage
Agatha Walker Cardoon Delight
married Thomas T. Fredrick Zigler tonight.
Who could imagine what their name would be.
Would it start with an A and end with a Z?
Agatha Zigler seemed alright
but woe to Cardoon and Delight.
So Agatha Walker Cardoon Delight
and Thomas T. Fredrick Zigler, contrite,
decided a last name of Smith was alright.
by Paul Goldberg
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Paul Goldberg lives in Baltimore and belongs to a wife, 3 children, and 2 dogs. He writes children's poetry inbetween making a living. Paul is a graduate of the University of Florida and holds a masters degree from Hebrew University in Jerusalem. paul@basicpromotionsinc.com
