Upon Julia's Nose
When in the spring my Julia goes,
Then, then, methinks, how sweetly flows
That liquefaction of her nose.
The poor girl's got such allergies,
Her eyes all red and watery.
O how her sneezing shaketh me.
by Steve Klepetar
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Steve Klepetar claims to be the best known Shanghai-born Jewish-American poet in all of Central Minnesota who has written a dissertation on Sir Walter Scott (no, he didn't play Scottie in Star Wars—look him up). His work has appeared widely and has received several nominations for the Pushcart Prize and Best of the Net, which his father-in-law would have told him would get him on the subway as long as he had a token.