Computer Virus
Microsoft Windows are always infected.
My laptop is always in need of a fix,
some hacker's always creating a virus,
playing their ugly Yahoo-ish tricks.
Microsoft Windows are always infected.
The hacker's new virus has ruined my phone.
I'm sure it's a matter of time till I see
that my oven and TV are not left alone.
Microsoft Windows are always infected.
Don't hackers have anything better to do?
Their mischief has cost us a few billion dollars.
I wish them a case of the avian flu.
by Paula Mahon
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Paula Mahon hails from Derry, NH, one mile from Robert Frost's farm. Her writing hobby has recently landed her in The Boston Globe and The Lyric. It also snagged her a finalist spot in the narrative poetry contest by Naugatuck River Review. Despite this, she keeps plugging away at her day job as a family physician in Manchester, NH.